Pick up lines
those i like.. i bold..
those that make me faint are in italics..
i dare anyone to use them!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to!

Excuse me, are your initials M & M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth.

"I've lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

If beauty were a drop of milk, you would be a cow.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, what do you say about me spending some time between the holidays?

I may not be the best looking guy around here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm Milk; I'll do your body good!!

Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you.

Hey, your lips look a little wrinkled! Would you like me to press them for you?

You should get to know my name now, because you'll be screaming it all night!!

You: "Everytime you walk into the room, you drop something."
Other: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
You: "My jaw."

Your parents must be retarded because you're soooo special.

Lick your finger and put it on her blouse and say, "We should get you out of those wet clothes."

You're like lice; I can't get you out of my head.

If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.

Man: Do you prefer strawberries or blueberries?
Woman: Why?
Man: So I know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

If you don't want to regret this in the morning, we'll sleep 'till noon!

If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

The fact that I am missing my teeth just means there is more room for your tongue