Postie
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury
Chocolate roads and trees 'n' birds 'n' bees
Delivering all kinds of letters daily
Every kind of purple parcel too
And if the dog did try and grab a mouth full
You can bite him back, he'll taste delightful
Wouldn't it be nice!

Surfer
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury
You could surf inside a chocolate tube
Ride your board across the wave forever
Get wiped out and never get a bruise.
And if a shark came up and tried to bite you
You could say "I'm chocolate I invite you"
Wouldn't it be nice!

Soccer
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury
You could be a soccer super star
The referee would blow his chocolate whistle
A shot on goal would even break the bar
And if you went and scored the winner
You'd win the cup and eat it for your dinner
Wouldn't it be nice!

Car
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury,
Driving in the car would be a tasty treat,
Changing gear would soon become a problem,
Cadbury Dairy Milk is so good to eat.
And when you arrive at your destination,
You'll be greeted with an exclamation,
Wouldn't it be nice!

(the song was an adaption of the original by Beach Boys, "Wouldn't It Be Nice", available on "50 First Dates" Soundtrack)



Lawyers
Wouldn't it be nice if we were lawyers
No more studying through the whole night long
You would wear a robe and go to courtrooms
Bite your client if he plays the fool
And if Your Honour bangs his gavel
You could bite it, tastes incredible!
Wouldn't it be nice!

Escargot
Wouldn't it be nice if there were no S.N.A.I.L.S.
Punching calculators in the l a w library
Drawing graphs and writing out equations
Chewing on their pencils till it's gone
And if they try to take our tables
We would bite them "Ooohh you're crippled!"
Wouldn't it be nice!

Studying
Wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury
All our notes and textbooks in Dairy Milk
We would never have to study hungry
For we could eat our lap-tops in the library
And if we ever had to take a test
We could eat our notes and slowly digest!
Wouldn't it be nice!